Thursday, June 12, 2008

Peanuts make you fart

“When you eat peanuts they give you gas and then you fart – hahaha.” This coming from the steward (attendant – I’m not sure what to call the nice airplane people anymore) as he handed out peanuts and crackers to the other passengers.

Now I’m all for potty humor – sometimes I wonder if I’m a 5 year old stuck in a 28 year old’s body; really, though I think my humor just hit it’s peak at 5. But really, on a plane? With strangers? After handing out bagged gas-bombs, he went on to tell a row of seemingly uninterested passengers, “You know what’s funny? I was in a restaurant in Kansas, a Max’s, and on their menu it says ‘our chili comes with free gas,’ hahaha.”

Awkward.

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