From Molly

“Isn’t it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?” Herb Caen
“I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserve.” Mark Twain
“I always see about six scuffles a night when I come to San Francisco. That’s one of the town’s charms.” Errol Flynn
“When you get tired of walking around in San Francisco, you can always lean against it.” Unknown
“East is East, and West is San Francisco.” O. Henry